Michael is about twenty feet away and I want to go into his office and jump him.

Sad, isn't it? My boyfriend is twenty feet away and I can't even touch him, or kiss him, or be near him.

This professional agreement is rubbish. It's impossible.

I just want a normal relationship: where, when I see my boyfriend, if I want to, I can shag him.

If Joseph grins at me and makes another lewd comment I just might scream that I'm taken. But I can't, because if I do he would ask who and then I couldn't be truthful.

Damn you Michael for wanting to keep this professional at work when you look so good all the time.